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Thoughts While On An Evening Out With Maggie

  • The McDonalds cashier plopped an unsolicited application for employment onto my tray. Should I be worried?
  • Shouting “Shake that honeymaker!” while Maggie’s wind-up bee danced was probably a joke lost on a 7 year old. At least, I hope so.
  • The Happy Meal bag said “You can jump six times higher in space!” That must be why they’re not called Accurate Science Facts Meals.
  • Holy carp! That toy is called the “Pet Bakery”! How did that make it past the focus groups?

Comments 2

  1. Seth wrote:

    Don’t you think “six times higher” probably referred to the moon? So, they were accurate, just not precise. ;-)

    Posted 12 Nov 2007 at 2:27 pm
  2. SeanMcTex wrote:

    Yep, I suspect you’re correct. But that reading doesn’t let me feel nearly as smug and superior, which is my only self-defense mechanism in McDonalds. :)

    Posted 12 Nov 2007 at 4:24 pm

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