- The McDonalds cashier plopped an unsolicited application for employment onto my tray. Should I be worried?
- Shouting “Shake that honeymaker!” while Maggie’s wind-up bee danced was probably a joke lost on a 7 year old. At least, I hope so.
- The Happy Meal bag said “You can jump six times higher in space!” That must be why they’re not called Accurate Science Facts Meals.
- Holy carp! That toy is called the “Pet Bakery”! How did that make it past the focus groups?
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2 Comments
Don’t you think “six times higher” probably referred to the moon? So, they were accurate, just not precise.
Yep, I suspect you’re correct. But that reading doesn’t let me feel nearly as smug and superior, which is my only self-defense mechanism in McDonalds.