Comments on: Fiesta Texas, or How I Got Robbed By Porky Pig

By: Wonko's Bud

Wonko's Bud — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:34:57 +0000

The entire part of you post where you rant about money all I could picture was the old guy on our street screaming at the kids, “Stay off my lawn…damn kids!”

Curmudgeon-dome here I come…Gosh, I sure miss the good ole days when you could get ten, count them, tem chili dogs for a dollar.

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:29:48 +0000

This is what is great about being a school bus driver. Bus drivers get in for free, so I was able to enjoy all of my visits (in that capacity) without spending a dime on entry fees. And, since most of those visits were with variously disabled students, I almost always got to go directly to the front of the line, and sometimes I even got free food for “being such a sweet and caring guy” for working with disabled students.

Oh to be young again…

By: SeanMcTex

SeanMcTex — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:03:45 +0000

Point well taken, sir. I certainly should have had the foresight to install a false bottom in my backpack and to line it with aluminum foil to throw off the food scanners at the entrance.

Or perhaps I should have just thrown Porky Pig on a grill.

By: Scott Morse

Scott Morse — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:15:45 +0000

All I can say is that if you don’t know how to smuggle food into Wally World, the prey of swindlers you shall become, and it’s possible you have no place in this world. I’m taking a PBJ into heaven, you just see if I don’t.