Is This a Cool Workplace or What?

Last Friday, the management here at Coremetrics had scheduled a meeting
from 1:30-5:00pm. “What on earth could merit that kind of time?” we
wondered. We asked around, but nobody would let slip what the meeting was
about. We finally got there, and our Director of Web Development said “You
guys have been doing a great job lately. We’ve still got a lot of work
ahead, but we wanted you to know how much we appreciate you, so we’re all
going to see Mission Impossible
! There’s a bus outside. Hop on — we’re out of here.”