Ok, I’ve done normal hair and full beard. I’ve done the whole head cut to 1/4″. I’ve done the shaved head and goatee. And when it started getting cold down here, I started growing everything out again.

But now I look like an aging, demented tropical bird, as portions of my hair choose to stand up, and portions take a more relaxed approach to life. So next up: the Shel Silverstein look. We’ll see how it flies.