As promised, here’s the photo of the much-reviled latest revision of bowling shoe fashion. Bask in the flimsy synthetic uppers! Delight in the velcro fasteners, because laces are “too hard!” Admire the traditional racing livery of the Ukranian Peasant Bowling Shoe Manufacturing Team!

In an interesting coincidence, it turns out that this is message #666 on this website, which probably proves that the antichrist will come wearing these bowling shoes. Be on guard.