I know you’ve all been waiting with bated breath. Well, you can put an end your asphyxia, as we have conquered the pool. A combination of siphons, a new pool pump, and loads of duct tape allowed up to completely empty the pool in a mere 10 hours, sucking out most of the bio-yuck along the way. Deep and heartfelt thanks to the McGinnis and Hendrick contingents, whose contributions would have been worthy of at least a guest spot on the Red Green Show. (Why don’t we Yanks get the movie in theaters here, anyway?)