I Thought I'd Escaped This

A few amusing little passages from an email I received today on a teambuilding workshop:

“This workshop has been a positive experience for individuals, offices, work groups, or teams.”

But they’re not telling us which one.

“Learn to identify and manage dysfunctional group behavior
in order to discover the synergistic results of collaboration.”

Wow! The synergistic results of collaboration! I presume we’ll further be leveraging our capabilities by empowering goal-oriented out-of-the-box thinking and further improving our Total Quality as well.

Come to think of it, I may just go to this workshop and play Buzzword Bingo.