But How Much Longer Will I Be Able To Outsmart Them?

Just got a call from Shawn, a friend of mine. Here’s the reconstructed transcript:

  • Maggie: Hello?
  • Shawn: Can I speak with your Dad?
  • Maggie: Who is it?
  • Shawn: The President.
  • Maggie: Daddy! It’s Mister Shawn!
  • Me: Hello?
  • Shawn: Dude, your kids are getting too smart.
  • Me: Yeah, Maggie’s pretty much the brains of this operation.