There is nothing — I repeat, nothing! — that this great nation of ours cannot assimilate and turn into a breaded, fried nugget! Kathy brought home Pizza Bites recently, which look for all the world like wee meat McNuggets, but compellingly and disturbingly taste like pepperoni pizza on the inside. They’re nearly as cognitively dissonant as those clear New York Seltzer root beers from a few years back.