The iTunes Music Store has been sitting on my computer, touting its ease-of-use charms, it’s alluring per-song purchases, for months now. But I was strong! I knew I could get the same songs without DRM cheaper on eBay! I could just put the discs I wanted on my wish list, and someone would eventually get them for me. Patience would be rewarded. I can do this! I can…

And then this came along, and I was undone. I bought my first song through the iTunes music store. Farewell, virtues of patience and self-restraint. Hello, instant gratification. Who knew the price of a soul was only $0.99 plus tax?