Weekend To-Do: Postmortem

  • Buy another Wii at Toys R’ Us. Resell on eBay to take advantage of continued scarcity. By dint of exceptional financial acumen, lose $13 on the whole deal.
  • In spite of continued illness, sing for offering at church. Receive 6x as many compliments on music as when I’m healthy. Savor irony.
  • Marvel at lego Stephen Hawking. Dither on whether it shows extreme reverence or extreme irreverence.
  • Drink tea from promotional cup clearly labeled “Java”. Feel rebellious.
  • Wonder what exactly wife meant by “I didn’t know the difference between ‘nauseated’ and ‘nauseous’ until I married Sean.”