Come for the words, stay for the…HEY! Come back!
Take youngest daughter to river. Get sunburned head. Consider Hair Club for Men or gluing a chinchilla to my noggin.
Get attacked by oldest daughter with cleverly captured goose. In retribution, use telepathic powers to make goose poop on her shoe.
Plan reunion of old friends. Have it dissolve utterly. Eat fourteen pounds of leftover sandwiches.
Play tag with children. Brain self on playground railing. Teach children new vocabulary words.
- Finish writing up weekend postm