Prove that I’m still constitutionally capable of eating nothing that isn’t fried for a 24 hour period. Regret it.
Attend library book sale. Feel inordinately pleased with myself for finding several books and CDs, the existence of which I’d been previously unaware and without which my life would have been no less rich.
Spend 92 minutes mulling the question: “Littlest Pet Shop or My Little Pony?”
Give Liam a Mohawk. Make plans to tell Principal of school that it’s part of his religious observance.
Create elaborate plans for putting an end to our plumbing problems in the front bathroom.
Actually implement elaborate plans for putting an end to our plumbing problems in the front bathroom.