Weekend To-Do: Postmortem

  • Reaffirm my lack of skill at Scrabble.
  • Take long nap on couch in sunbeam. Endure withering stares from cat, whose spot and habit I usurped.
  • Watch a truly staggering amount of invertebrate sex.
  • Attend child’s birthday party with bouncy castle. Bounce. Rip pants.
  • For second year running, win “lamest halloween costume” award, this time with sketch of ghost magic markered on top of bald head.
  • Forget to remove costume before church.