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Discuss their recent urological procedures with two friends. Get the willies.Play for offering at church. Cause long-term downward spiral, eventual collapse of church finances.Celebrate family members’ birthdays by eating enormous heaping piles of dead cow, turkey. Vow never to eat BBQ again.Eat BBQ again.Make stuffed jalepeños. Realize belatedly that wrapping saran wrap around one’s hands isn’t as good as having actual gloves. Endure fiery agony.Eat 52 stuffed jalepeños, partly because they’re delicious, but mostly as vengeance for aforementioned fiery agony.Finish reading Harry Potter. Lament having job, precluding going back and reading all of the books again over course of next week.