Attend wedding rehearsal, play with band while wife and kids dance and run around. Find out after the fact that the bartender cut [Liam->] off after 8 root beers.
Keep kids out far after bedtime, thus ensuring squabbling and grumpiness. Vow never to do so again.
Have breakfast with dear out-of-town friends. Laugh heartily at stories. Spray friends with mist of partially-masticated breakfast taco.
Attend wedding. Goggle at beauty of dear friends’ mutual love, beauty of setting, quantity of alcohol consumed.
Keep kids out far after bedtime, thus ensuring squabbling and grumpiness. Vow never to do so again. Again.
Get together with high school music buddy. Play impromptu ukulele/string bass/2 part vocal harmony version of Helter Skelter. Frighten dog.
