Weekend To-Do: Post-Mortem

  • Attend wedding rehearsal, play with band while wife and kids dance and run around. Find out after the fact that the bartender cut Liam off after 8 root beers.
  • Keep kids out far after bedtime, thus ensuring squabbling and grumpiness. Vow never to do so again.
  • Have breakfast with dear out-of-town friends. Laugh heartily at stories. Spray friends with mist of partially-masticated breakfast taco.
  • Attend wedding. Goggle at beauty of dear friends’ mutual love, beauty of setting, quantity of alcohol consumed.
  • Keep kids out far after bedtime, thus ensuring squabbling and grumpiness. Vow never to do so again. Again.
  • Get together with high school music buddy. Play impromptu ukulele/string bass/2 part vocal harmony version of Helter Skelter. Frighten dog.
  • Complete months-overdue contract work.