Post job opening to Craig’s List. Wonder why it doesn’t appear on the site. Email support. Fail to receive reply. Realize one gets what one pays for.
Go to airport to retrieve 15 year old. Scoff at 10 year old’s suggestions that repeated schedule changes are airline’s way of “breaking it to you gently that the plane crashed.”
Breathe sigh of relief when 15 year old’s arrival proves 10 year old’s theory false.
Wonder if bringing 8 year old to honky-tonk bars to hear dad play music will ultimately give him a healthier or less-healthy attitude toward alcohol.
Shoot lots of virtual, fake, video-game zombies. Feel warm glow of virtual, fake, video-game accomplishment for protecting virtual, fake, video-game loved ones. Tell actual, non-fake, real-world loved ones to stop interrupting zombie-shooting.
