Weekend To-Do: Postmortem

Posted on August 18, 2008 by SeanMcTex

• Jump in river. Forget to take wallet out of pocket. Learn nothing from the experience. Repeat next day.
• Attend Irish Music Jam Session. Narrowly avoid putting out own eye with bodhrán beater.
• Reiterate conviction that we have quite enough pets around the house already, thank you.
• Drive 12 year old with big eyes and remarkable persistence to pick up kitten.
• Go sailing with friends. Demonstrate sailing prowess. Thank God for outboard motors.