Come for the words, stay for the…HEY! Come back!
- Jump in river. Forget to take wallet out of pocket. Learn nothing from the experience. Repeat next day.
- Attend Irish Music Jam Session. Narrowly avoid putting out own eye with bodhrán beater.
- Reiterate conviction that we have quite enough pets around the house already, thank you.
- Drive 12 year old with big eyes and remarkable persistence to pick up kitten.
- Go sailing with friends. Demonstrate sailing prowess. Thank God for outboard motors.