Weekend To-Do: Postmortem

  • Jump in river. Forget to take wallet out of pocket. Learn nothing from the experience. Repeat next day.
  • Attend Irish Music Jam Session. Narrowly avoid putting out own eye with bodhrán beater.
  • Reiterate conviction that we have quite enough pets around the house already, thank you.
  • Drive 12 year old with big eyes and remarkable persistence to pick up kitten.
  • Go sailing with friends. Demonstrate sailing prowess. Thank God for outboard motors.